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The Man Behind the Words

Colbert asked the questions, and I’m giving the answers.

  1. Best sandwich? Tie: grilled cheese, peanut butter and banana.
  2. What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out? Socks with holes in them.
  3. What is the scariest animal? Spiders.
  4. Apples or oranges? Neither, pineapple.
  5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Yes, Wayne Gretzky and Santa Claus. The former I got from the man himself, and the latter I got on a Christmas morning note that looked suspiciously like my dad’s printing. 😊
  6. What do you think happens when we die? Bureaucracy and red tape.
  7. Favourite action movie? Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
  8. Favourite smell? Fresh coffee beans.
  9. Least favourite smell? Marijuana.
  10. Exercise: worth it? This is a trick question, right?
  11. Flat or sparkling? Water: flat; wine: neither, I don’t drink alcohol anymore.
  12. Most used app on your phone? Safari.
  13. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Stairway to Heaven.
  14. What number am I thinking of? 1,509,494,456 (the number of seconds I’ve been alive as of today).
  15. Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? You’re fucking kidding me, right?

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