Colbert asked the questions, and I’m giving the answers.
- Best sandwich? Tie: grilled cheese, peanut butter and banana.
- What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out? Socks with holes in them.
- What is the scariest animal? Spiders.
- Apples or oranges? Neither, pineapple.
- Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Yes, Wayne Gretzky and Santa Claus. The former I got from the man himself, and the latter I got on a Christmas morning note that looked suspiciously like my dad’s printing. 😊
- What do you think happens when we die? Bureaucracy and red tape.
- Favourite action movie? Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
- Favourite smell? Fresh coffee beans.
- Least favourite smell? Marijuana.
- Exercise: worth it? This is a trick question, right?
- Flat or sparkling? Water: flat; wine: neither, I don’t drink alcohol anymore.
- Most used app on your phone? Safari.
- You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Stairway to Heaven.
- What number am I thinking of? 1,509,494,456 (the number of seconds I’ve been alive as of today).
- Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? You’re fucking kidding me, right?